Top Secret Dossier:
The Enigmatic Lisa Ghariani

 

Name:
Lisa Ghariani

Age:
I quit aging about 12 years ago at age 30

Rank:
I would have to admit some of my work is

Cereal Number:
Toasted Posties

I currently reside in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with my six-year-old son, Matthew. I have many creative interests including Art, Photography and Writing. I also entertain a lot of other diverse interests of an intellectual nature such as Philosophy, Theology and Comparative Religion, Physics, Astronomy, or any other subject which would make the average person’s brain implode.

My website is hosted by John Haynes, who provides space on the Possibility X website for other artists as well. He has provided me with a "Spot" to fully express my work in a humorous and uninhibited forum. I thank him for putting up with my exuberance and never-ending Spiritual Anarchy.

I enjoy other quirky subjects like Ufology, Paranormal Activity and Eroticism. Nothing gets my Creative Snow Cone melting faster than a good old-fashioned, spy-slappin', Underground Conspiracy Theory---the hokier the better. If anyone runs into a good one, please send me the link.

Some of these anomalies may be represented in my work subliminally...

You see, JFK and Marilyn Monroe had a baby, and the Secret Government took the baby and placed it in an unsuspecting average American household to keep the Greys from finding out the connection between the Pope and Walt Disney. My unsuspecting parents were vacationing in the Bermuda Triangle when Jimmy Hoffa was secretly assigned alongside the Reptilians to artificially implant the baby into my mother’s womb. (My mother's name is Marilyn. Coincidence? I think not). The clandestine operation was brilliantly withheld from the public...until now.

YOU, the patrons of my website, are now privy to this confidential information.

So be advised---anyone who dares to enter this website, your email address will be hermetically sealed in a vault 33 stories underground, somewhere in New Jersey, then carried through a secret tunnel to the Pyramid of Giza to be examined by Elvis (who is alive and reputed to be really thin now) and you will receive an encrypted email from him, in which he tries to sell you Viagra.

Whatever you do, DON'T READ THE MESSAGE!!! It is a mind control email that will encourage you to play Michael Jackson's hit song "Ben" backwards 666 times.

Enter here with caution :)

---Lisa G

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